Du kan have haft den dårligste dag, du overhovedet kan forestille dig - og så er der bøvl med kortterminalen, når du skal betale for dint indkøb.
Men der står jo altså et medmenneske på den anden side af disken, og det er værd at huske på, hvis man er i dårligt humør - for det er jo altså ikke nødvendigvis netop den persons skyld, at tingene ikke går som planlagt.
Hvis du nogensinde har arbejdet i servicefaget eller i en butik, har du uden tvivl hørt udtrykket, at "kunden altid har ret". Men står man dag ud og dag ind og skal lytte til den ene (undskyld udtrykket) idiot efter den anden, kan ens overskud hurtigt vende sig til et underskud, og man kan ende med simpelthen at være komplet ligeglad.
Derfor er denne sang dedikeret til alle, der nogensinde har arbejdet i servicefaget eller må døje med utilfredse danskere, der lader deres frustrationer gå ud over personen, der bare forsøger at hjælpe!
Lad sangen spille, imens du læser teksten nedenfor.
Første vers
I’ve tried, tried, tried
And I’ve tried even more
I’ve Cried, Cried, Cried
And I can’t recall what for
I’ve pressed, I’ve pushed, I’ve yelled, I’ve begged
In hope of some success
But the inevitable fact is that
It never will impress
Første omkvæd
I’ve no more fucks to give,
My fucks have runneth dry,
I’ve tried to go fuck shopping
But there’s no fucks left to buy
I’ve no more fucks to give,
Though more fucks I’ve tried to get,
I’m over my fuck budget and
I’m now in fucking debt
Andet vers
I strive, strive, strive
To get everything done
I’ve played by all the rules
But I’ve very rarely won,
I’ve smiled, I’ve charmed, I’ve wooed I’ve laughed,
Alas to no avail
I’ve run round like a moron,
To unequivocally fail!
Andet omkvæd
I’ve no more fucks to give,
My fuck fuse has just blown,
I’ve been hunting for my fucks all day,
But they’ve upped and fucked off home,
I’ve no more fucks to give,
My fuck rations are depleted,
I’ve rallied my fuck army
but It’s been fucking defeated!
Bro
The effort has just not been worth
The time or the expense
I’ve exhausted all my energy
For minimal recompense
The complete lack of acknowledgement
Has now begun to gall
And I’ve come to realise that I
Don’t give a fuck at all!
Tredje omkvæd
I’ve no more fucks to give,
My fucks have flown away,
My fucks are now so fucked off
They’ve refused to fucking stay!
I’ve no more fucks to give,
My fucks have gone insane
They’ve come back round and passed me
While they’re fucking off again!
Fjerde omkvæd
I’ve no more fucks to give,
My fucks have all dissolved,
I’ve planned many projects
But my fucks won’t be involved!
I’ve no more fucks to give,
My fucks have all been spent,
They’ve fucked off from the building
And I don’t know where they went!
Outro
I’ve no more fucks to give,
I’ve no more fucks to give,
I’ve no more fucks,
I’ve no more fucks,
I’ve no more fucks to give!
